1. "I meet women all the time. If I was counting I’d say I’d meet at least one complete stranger i’d want to date every day."
2. "Her looks aren’t critical when I’m picking a date. Her mind is the most important attribute."
3. "Alcohol gives me more guts to approach women, and that’s what I use to limber up!"
4. "All women are the same. Throw a bit of money around and they’ll put out. Last week I threw $200 around this woman and she couldn’t get enough of me."
5. "I have had sex with a woman in the last week."
6. "I masturbate at least once a day. It’s practice"
7. "It’s so strange. All my ex girlfriends I’m still friends with and they recommend me to their girlfriends"
8. "My mother is my girlfriend."
9. "I drive a Monaro. It’s the chick magnet!"
10. "No girl ever says no to me."
11. "I often don’t date a lot of the girls who I’ve picked up because I have so many options."
12. "Any woman I’m dating will have sex with me, if I’m with them for long enough and don’t stuff up."
13. "I’ve been on a date before."
14. "I’ve been on a date in the last year."
15. "I’ve had a girlfriend that lasted longer than a first date."
16. "I’ve had two girlfriends at the same time."
17. "I’ve had two girlfriends at the same time, they both knew about it and they were cool with it."
18. "I don’t need to worry about carrying condoms because knowing my luck the situation never arises."
19. "I can often approach a woman I see and like, without freaking out."
20. "It doesn’t bother me if a girl says no, a better looking female is five minutes away."
21. "My crush broke my heart. I could never love again."
22. "I’m better off not having a girlfriend. They are such bitches and they fight with me too much."
23. "I can never figure out why my new girlfriends always become one night stands"
24. "Sex is sin. If I look at you with lust in my heart I’m going to burn in hell for all eternity (help me Jesus!)"
25. "I’m not a famous millionaire. She looked like she had just won a modelling contest. She was a complete stranger and after one pick up line I started having sex with her."
26. "I’m a really nice person. I’ll befriend chicks I’ll never want to date just for the social connections."
27. "I don’t care for your opinions you feminazi! Go to the kitchen and make me some dinner"
28. "I socialise with a lot of women, and they often say I’m a big cuddly teddy bear."
29. "I’ll often be friends with women when I have no intention of dating them, simply because I love women so much."
30. "I’m fed up with dating. It’s just not worth it."
31. "I’m back on the dating scene, even though I’ve got children."
32. "I’ve read an experts book on picking up chicks" (like The Survey Method!)
33. "I’ve approached over 500 different women, trying to pick up. A lot of the time they say yes!"
34. "I take pride in my health and/or fitness, and I look good."
35. "Most women I’ve been with say I’m experienced."
36. "I’ve bought pheromones, they worked so well whenever I use them that women are drawn to me."
37. "She said she needed time, so I gave her that. After two months of waiting, we go on one date and then I want to talk some more on the phone and she never answers my calls."
38. "I bought her a drink and when I tried to talk to her she told me to piss off and I nearly got bashed"
39. "It was weird, all these women were swarming around me, they just all wanted me. I finally made up my mind which one I wanted and we started making out, right there and then."
40. "Threesomes aren’t my secret sexual fantasy, falling in love is."
41. "I don’t meet women in real life to get a date. I don’t need to. I always use the personals on the internet"
42. "I asked if she was a call girl, and she stripped off all her clothes and I took her right there. She was begging for it."
43. "She didn’t even care if her parents didn’t like me. We knew we should be together, and we were."
44. "I came up to her and said, "You can be my love buffet, I’ll lie you down on a dinner table and take whatever I want" and she fell into my arms."
45. "Her boyfriend sprung up from nowhere! She never told me she was taken, so when he picked a fight I kicked the crap out of him and she started kissing me"
46. "She’s not the town bike, she’s only been married five times. It shouldn’t matter if I really love her"
47. "I trust her around another guy, cos I know we love each other and she’d never cheat on me"
48. "She stood next to me, a complete stranger. We started making out. She didn’t look ugly but it was an unusually bad kiss. Later I figured out she was retarded. It didn’t really matter though because I was on holiday by myself in a far away place, and nobody would ever know."
49. "We were chatting for a while and I just started staring at her breasts. We weren’t a couple, but I knew I could be such a jerk because she wanted me."
50. "This really ugly, horrible old woman called me a creep. I wasn’t even trying to pick her up, it was something she witnessed about me that wasn’t successful. I mean, who is she to criticise me for talking to such a beautiful snob that wasn’t her."
