|  There once was a logo on the front of the door of a male toilet. The door was white, and the male toilet logo held there had a blue background, and his figure was white all over. His head was round and his legs were open like scissors. Every day his door would be pushed by people wanting to use the toilet.
It was an interesting life for this male toilet logo. He would meet thousands of people from all walks of life, who entered the building just to relieve themselves. This male toilet logo would hear all sorts of men’s talk in the bathroom, every utterance and gossip some guy would go to the toilet for to say behind somebody’s back, the male toilet logo would hear. But he was an honest, just and decent man. The male toilet logo would never say a word to anybody.
Sometimes this particular male toilet logo’s life was not so good. Every once in a while an angry patron would slam his hand across his face to open the toilet door when going to use the toilet in a fit of rage. This anger would leave an indent on the poor male toilet doors face, body and home. His perfect picture would slowly lose its magnificence, even if it was only slightly. However, anger and rage from toilet patrons wasn’t as bad as the wear and tear he endured from the years of use he had suffered from regular people just wanting to use the bathroom. The good news was this particular male toilet logo was still young and his paint had only faded slightly.
The male toilet logo’s life was really happy, and it became even more and more happy every day he aged. This was because opposite him, on the other side of the hallway, was a female toilet logo. She was so pretty, with a bright pink background and a nice skirt. Her legs were always closed together and people held a lot of respect for her. Men always obeyed her wish that only females be allowed into the toilet, and when the men disobeyed they always looked foolish or got into trouble.
Everyday since they had been born and hung on the toilet door they have looked at each other. The two of them really enjoyed this, every moment was exciting for them.
The female toilet logo would also meet lots of people, and hear lots of interesting conversations. No piece of ladies room gossip escaped her. She too, like the male toilet logo, was a righteous woman, and never opened her mouth to anybody. Like her male counterpart, she often suffered indents or anger and rage, and had slight wear and tear from years of people pushing her. She was still in her youth, but had started to fade slightly, and some people inadvertently made her look older.
One day the two logos started to sense the attraction they both had for each other, which had unconsciously been brewing for a long time. It was really a calamity though, because in no way could they show their affection for one another, save the manager changing the logos for new ones. If either of their image changed in any way that could be noticed at all, it would be seen as vandalism performed on the property by a patron, and they would risk being replaced. If one of the toilet logos moved towards the other logo, and went missing from their background and their house, they would probably lose their right to stand on that toilet door. This would be a tragedy, because they might get into an argument with another toilet logo that replaced either one of them with his house and image.
It wasn’t all bad. Sometimes the female toilet logo would flirt with the male one by raising her skirt slightly for the male toilet logo to see. Including management, nobody would notice this, except for the male toilet logo who sees his female counterpart every second of every day.
When the night was come and they both knew they were willing, the male toilet logo would get out of his blue background house and travel across the floor to visit his female girlfriend. They became so close to each other. While the night was overhead and there was no people in the empty building, they could be together and nobody could see or discriminate their love. They both were truly in a love that nobody else could know.
The two of them kept this up for years. Every night one of them would travel to the other ones house and they would cuddle. Every morning they would have to return home again so nobody would notice they were gone and they could still keep their homes. It was an interesting secret love life.
There was only one person in the whole world that knew how much they loved each other, and that was the disabled toilet logo. The interesting thing about the disabled toilet logo is he has seen the whole relationship from the start, as it unfolded and how it is right now, up until this present day.
The disabled toilet logo watched every night as one of the logos travelled to the other ones house to cuddle. Every morning he would watch as the logos departed from each other’s arms, saddened to their own house again for another days waiting, having to restrict their love to looking at each other from afar, across the passage. The disabled toilet logo never said a word to anybody about their love, because he was a good man too.
The two toilet logos were so heavily in love, that they decided one night that they wanted to profess their love for each other. They wanted to be married! Luckily for them, this particular disabled toilet logo was an ordained minister, with the power to legally wed people. The two logos didn’t even have to ask before the disabled toilet logo knew their intentions of marriage.
One special night the disabled toilet logo called the two to his house for a marriage ceremony. Whilst sitting, the disabled toilet logo held a ceremony where both logos were married. It was a wonderful night.
Both the male and the female toilet logo were married and lived happily ever after. Ironically it was difficult for them during the day, because they had to stand opposite each other and keep the smiles off their faces. They lived together like this for the rest of their lives.
Jonathan Skywalker
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