|  There are three couples on a plane, high up in the air on a romantic fly tour to see the green grassy mountains and lush valleys underneath, for a romantic triple date. They are looking over the landscape and can feel the peace and tranquility of the skyline in their plane. A perfect day for being in love.
They are unaware of the forboding evil that is staring them in their eyes. They can’t see how much trouble they are in. The three pilots of the plane, whom their knowledge had been two licensed airmen and one student, were laughing amongst themselves. They had only met the three couples that day when they were about to take off for the first time.
All of a sudden, as they are flying through the air, the pilots get up and leave the control panel of the plane, which at such a high altitude, is flying though the air with nobody at the control. They go to the back of the plane where the three couples are quizzing them - "What the hell is going on?"
To the three couples’ horror, the three pilots are actually a coven of wicked rogue magicians! The plane was being piloted by a group of men who’s only intention was to destroy the passengers for their evil pleasure. The emotional torment of the three couples is the three wicked rogue magician pilots’ emotional thrill. The wicked rogue magicians want to test the women, to see if they are really in love with their boyfriends, and how much their boyfriends really love them.
After ordering the three women to the doorway of the plane, they tell them to stand still or they will be pushed and die a terribel death. As the firghtened women are standing there, they get fitted with magic skydiving packs. The wicked rogue magicians tell them that the magic skydiving packs will only work as parachute if the woman can truly convince the unhuman force around the skydiving packs that they and their boyfriends are in love.
The wicked rogue magicians tell the three women that their lives depend on their boyfriends love. After instructing them of the power of the magic skydiving packs, and what they need to do to stay alive, they proceed to throw the three terrified women out of the plane, one by one.
Their boyfriends are magically held paralyzed on the plane by the wicked rogue magicians, who use a blue restraining energy forcefield to suspend them physically. The three boyfriends are shocked with an electricity-like volt bolt if they move at all.
The delirious boyfriends have to stand ahigh on the plane and watch a testimony of their girlfriend’s love for them on the plane determine their lives. From this testimony, real life and real love testimony, their fate will be answered. They are extremely nervous, because the forcefield will throw them out of the plane to their ultimate demise too if their girlfriends don’t love them. Their worry is from the inhuman force in the magic skydiving packs, for they cannot be lied to, and will see the deep inner truth about their relationship and ultimately their soul.
The first woman is scared. She is pushed out of the plane with the skydiving pack held to her back, not by straps but dark magical magnetism. The first woman screams while plummeting through the air down to the ground. She pleads with her magic skydiving pack that her and her boyfriend are in love because everybody loves to look at them as a couple whenever they go out. She begs that her and her boyfriend both look good together and are the envy of everybody who sees them, and they live the life of luxury because they are both rich.
She screams higher and with more fear the more she plummets on her way to the ground. She splatters, and dies a terrible death. Her boyfriend is magically yanked out from the doorway of the plane, gracefully and with style, the envy of anybody who would die this way, and when they he lands the two pools of blood make the shape of a beautiful big heart.
The perfect irony for a vain relationship.
The second woman is even more scared. She is pushed against her will by the wicked rogue magicians and falls through the sky. She screams while plummeting, down to the ground. She pleads with her magic skydiving pack that her and her boyfriend have a healthy sex life, and they enjoy having sex all the time. She begs the magic skydiving pack that her and her boyfriend enjoy having sex every night, in every position, in the most exotic place the two of them can find.
She screams all the way to the ground, splatters, and dies a terrible death. Her boyfriend is magically yanked from the doorway of the plane with more force and power and excitement than he had ever felt before. and when he lands he is fixed on top of her dead corpse, fixed in the military position.
The final irony for a loveless, physical relationship.
The third woman is calm and relaxed, to the point that she has no fear at all. She is pushed and it is the most enjoyable thing that could have happened to her and she will remember it always. While plummeting through the air, she says calmly to the magic skydiving pack "I don’t really care about death. I love my boyfriend so much that I would die for him, and he loves me so much that he would die for me. I know that he would die trying to save me. "
The third woman’s boyfriend is magically released from the restraint and given the chance to jump out after her and save her. He jumps out of the plane, and like a rocket, he shoots towards his plummeting girlfriend. He quickly catches up to her, for she is riding on a cloud and he is very ambitiously fast, and chasing her from afar is no task at all. They embrace each other as they see their imminent demise looming quicker as the earth approaches.
Just as they are about to splatter in each others embrace, the magical skydiving pack lets of a powerful circular flash of illuminating light. After the two of them regain visual, they find themselves in front of a church, which had emerged practically from nowhere, except the miracle of this pure white light.
They have landed on a giant cotton mattress and are bouncing like it is one big exciting ride on a waterbed or a trampoline. They are locked in each others arms, face to face, heart to heart, crying tears of joy and relief.
Their entire list of family and friends have emerged, magically. Their family and friends watch over as they are bouncing on the giant mattress, and it suddenly comes ot a halt. A minister looks over them and says, I now pronounce you man and wife. Stunned, and in each others arms, they realize that they are in wedding clothes. The girlfriend in a bright glorious draped wedding dress, and the boyfriend in the most amazing tuxedo that could ever be imagined.
Knowing not what else to do, they kiss each other and everybody claps, for all eternity to hear....
Jonathan Skywalker
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